#126 As the cannibal said when he ate the clown...

 

#125 Why parent judges hide in the basement

 

#124 Lackluster? Really?

 

#123 I understand there's some openings over at the tropical fish club.

 

#122 No damned high school kid is going to tell ME how to vote

 

#121 Why does no one ever volunteer to run the judges' lounge?

 

#120 Shenanigans!

 

#119 Once every twelve hours...

 

#118 Use the Schwartz, Luke.

 

#117 "Beam me a Coke, Scottie."