Overheard in the tab room[*]
“I wish I had a nickel for every time you’ve brought up frozen Finnish penises...”
“I’ve never been to any karaoke, gay or otherwise. “
“The guy running the judge lounge had to leave because of mice in the coconut sugar.”
“One of the virtual speech judges appears to be naked.”
“You deleted WHAT???”
“I’ve never been to any karaoke, gay or otherwise. “
“The guy running the judge lounge had to leave because of mice in the coconut sugar.”
“One of the virtual speech judges appears to be naked.”
“You deleted WHAT???”
[*] All guaranteed genuine and verbatim, although perhaps slightly edited one way or the other, following the NSDA rules on PF paraphrasing. Caesar’s wife we ain’t.
