#140 "You have quite the head on your shoulders, Mr. Bentham... Uh... Wait a minute..."

 

#139 Can you define obligation in such a way that it doesn't mean I actually have to do something?

 

#138 We never did find out what continent he was logging in from.

 

#137 Why tabbers prefer to work apart

 

Overheard in the tab room[*]

 

“I wish I had a nickel for every time you’ve brought up frozen Finnish penises...”
 
“I’ve never been to any karaoke, gay or otherwise. “
 
“The guy running the judge lounge had to leave because of mice in the coconut sugar.”
 
“One of the virtual speech judges appears to be naked.”
 
“You deleted WHAT???”

 

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[*] All guaranteed genuine and verbatim, although perhaps slightly edited one way or the other, following the NSDA rules on PF paraphrasing. Caesar’s wife we ain’t.

#136 I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it.

 

#135 `If you knew Time as well as I do,' said the Hatter, `you wouldn't talk about wasting it. It's him.'

 

#134 Hello! My name is...something or other.